He's loyal
Loving
Grateful
Friendly
Intelligent
Understanding
Affectionate
Alert
True
Sincere
A delightful
Sensitive companion
Eager to please,
Is easily pleased,
Always knows his own mind
Only takes what's offered
Will live on muck and water
Doesn't complain
Can take any treatment
From his boss,
Whom he always forgives,
Doesn't mind if people stink
Or make a mess
Shout
Are unmannerly
Ignorant
Womanizers
Or nymphomaniacs,
Warmly welcomes his friends,
Is ready to learn
And to be trained
An adept pupil,
Dashes to save a friend in danger –
What a compliment
To be called a dog!